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MCU Villains Ranked

Hey all, my best friend shared with me his list of the villain’s from the MCU from best to worst, so I will share mine that I wrote back to him, as well as their ultimate plans (as I remember them, if I erred in this feel free to correct me) and the reason’s behind their motives. Note: I am defining this as the major villain from each MCU movie, as in the villain that comes in direct conflict with the protagonist. Also, for those who haven’t seen them yet, I’ll do my best to mark spoilers, but…some of these movies have been out 10+ years. With that being said, we’ll start from the bottom wiiiiiith

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somehowsentient:

okayysophia:

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

I know this is probably more serious but I like to imagine someone at the FTC was just pissed they couldn’t get their ice cream at McDonald’s

funkyfreakyday:

spongebob-connoisseur:

TOM KENNY IS A LEGEND THANK YOU

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snugglebunchesofeyes:

trist-pkmngal:

thebyrchentwigges:

missmollyetc:

cumaeansibyl:

thelaughingman1:

delicatelytoobear:

hobbit-hole:

femmefaramir:

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

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snugglebunchesofeyes:

trist-pkmngal:

thebyrchentwigges:

missmollyetc:

cumaeansibyl:

thelaughingman1:

delicatelytoobear:

hobbit-hole:

femmefaramir:

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

(via ginathethundergoddess)

alkaline-noodles:

gyuto:

smell that? that’s browned butter, kid. you’re out of your fuckin league.

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jackenzie:

cowboyclassical:

Adventure Time episodes will be called shit like “This World Is An Illusion And Soon We Will All Be Gone” and then the plot is just Finn n Jake helping PB hit monsters with sticks or something

Adventure Time episodes will be called shit like “Bungus” and then the plot is an old man only tangentially connected to the main characters will reflect on their life and their regrets before finally coming to terms with the tragedy that once consumed them and dying peacefully

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